Either I watch a lot of crappy girly TV shows (no comments) or there are just too many pregnancy test commercials on. Has there always been this many, or am I just noticing them now? Hmm.. Well here is a fascinating fact that most of the commercials want us all to know:
1 in 4 women misread an at home pregnancy test! Are you serious! 1 in 4! Holy shit friends! 1 in 4!
Now granted I’ve only ever used an at home pregnancy test once in my life, and I didn’t buy it, and sorta got pressured into it. One of my roommates in university used to have a stack of them (like she was an hour late and she would whip it out!) I used to joke with her “to bad they don’t have a bin of Preggo-Tests at Bulkbarn!” (right beside the gummy candy….!)
I’ve never really had a ‘scare’, in fact I’m starting to think that maybe I’m not even fertile! But I assume if I did have one I would walk myself over to a Duane Reade (they aren’t hard to find) and fill my basket up with every pregnancy test box I could get my hands on. And do them all! This is what bad girly TV and movies have taught us, you need to hydrate and pee on that stick till you know for sure!
So how in the hell do 1 in 4 women read this wrong? I mean it’s either yes or no, positive or negative, pregnant or not pregnant. (some actually print the words so you just have to know how to read)
Is it just me, or does reading a peed on stick seem as easy as a bad knock-knock joke?!
It ain’t Aunt Flo!
1 in 4 women need to CHECK THEMSELVES, cause you’re a hot mess, and the fact that you are actually getting laid makes me shake my head.
(reason #___why I’m single: I can read instructions while peeing on a stick ?)