I have a tendency to get into trouble, to find that small little hole to trip in, of not controlling my facial expressions, and making jokes at very inappropriate times. (oh and saying words a lady should never say)
But THIS is a first!
I wrote Wednesday about “Babyface” and his lack of even texting me back after our nice date in which he not only said he would but, made point of saying when he would do so by, and when we should hang out next. Wednesday late afternoon rolls around and I’m sitting doing some work at Bryant Park waiting to have dinner with a friend that night.
I get a text from “BabyFace” <insert your shocked face here>
“I’m sending you an email”
Hmm, that’s funny. How did he get my email? In fact I don’t even think he even knows my last name. I shrug it off thinking he must of texted the wrong person, cause clearly we have already established he has no intent on contacting me again. I don’t text him back to ask about said questions running through my head cause
A: There is no point and B: That’s such a crazy girly thing to do!
So I’m sitting facebook stalking somewhat writing and reading when my phone give me that you have an email song and dance. It’s an email from my blog account email. Which is either love or hate, I tend to get more hate, but let’s see what we got.
My jaw hits the metal table!
It’s “BabyFace”! Wha what?!
Now without copy and pasting his email let me break it down for you. All 9 paragraphs I might add. You see “BabyFace” reads this blog; in fact he has been reading it for more then two month now. In fact, he claims he and the guys at work love this little blog and me. (aww..thanks boys!)
And that, I guess in the end THAT is the problem. (insert eye roll)
You see we meet on Saturday, had our date on Sunday and on Monday I posted about meeting him on Saturday. He assumed/figured it out that it was me then. Not through the blog story, because it wasn’t about him, more so the action taking place. But he checked out my Twitter, and recognized the picture. Or as he put it, “It was you. A much hotter version but you.”
(ouch!)
SO he didn’t text me back when I wrote him last Tuesday, and just basically dropped me. So, then Wednesday (a week later) rolls around and I do the “write him off” blog…..which all and all AGAIN wasn’t about him (ok maybe it was little about him, but not in a bad way! Just another guy to throw in the not interested in me pile kind of way)
He claims he doesn’t want to start something with me and have everyone read about it. First off buddy, I don’t have like a million follows (I’m working on that), and second off if it’s someone who I’m interested in, involved in, or even serious in I don’t think I would write about them in any manner that was unsuitable….well I would try at least. I don’t like hurting peoples feelings.
He wanted to clear the air because people had commented on my last post about him being a jerk. I’m sorry they did that. Clearly he isn’t. (or should I say you aren’t cause you apparently read me)
Clearly he is a PUSSY!
That’s right, a pussy! And here is why. If he had been at all interested in me (which he claims….LIE) then he would have texted me back, in fact he had over a week to do so before the last blog post. He could have asked me out for a drink, and come right out and asked me “Are you Lostplum…..I don’t know if I’m comfortable with that/this….” And we could have discussed it. I don’t know if that would have made the situation better, or worse, or anything would have come out of it. But he didn’t give it the consideration, and inturn wasn’t being considerate to me.
He ignored me in true pussy fashion! And nobody likes a pussy! (well when used in this way)
SIDEBAR: To the boys in the office, maybe he is nervous or scared about you guys finding out, doesn’t want to be embarrassed. So what’s the one thing I could say about him to not embarrass him with his ‘boys’ after calling him a PUSSY (and a liar) OH…I got it! Most likely his penis is bigger then yours, and he defiantly knows how to use it!
FACT: My twitter picture is of me neither uber hung over (even a tad hung over) or of me with sex hair….so yeah it’s a hotter version then most see.
GOAL: For “BabyFace” To still read my blog after this….I mean you know you want to know what you are missing out on!!
Meh. You’re better off without him. And you totally deserve better than a pussy.
(Wait, I have to think about that sentence for a minute. Oh hell, you know what I mean.)
Aww, thanks hon! And you’re right I do deserve better then a pussy, I don’t even like pussy! (that should sound exactly how you want to take it!! )
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I’m baffled. I thought it was pretty obvious you liked ‘babyface’, based on what I read in your posts. You’d think he’d have been excited about having insider information, and gone for it (you).
As for him responding only after you write about him, because he thinks he’s not a jerk, sorry, but he was. Or not that smart. Or both. ‘Cause he must have known that you would write about getting that email from him. Which is the exact result he didn’t want.
or did he want it!!?? That’s the question! Maybe he’s playing me…..maybe he’s going to pop into my life again out of the blue, thinking I’ll write about him. He uses it to pick up the ladies!
funny how one can be a pussy and a dick all at the same time!
I agree with Johnny. My guess would be that dude was worried about how his blog version would come across.
#1 – he’d be the only one to know if he kept his mouth shut.
b) – what is there to worry about? Knock it out of the park as a good guy and you’ve got a golden rep.
iii – he’s obviously obsessed with himself.
#4 – Now he’s out of a date and a blog to enjoy. Nice work, meat.
hey ‘drunkenhopfrog’ thanks for the comment (I believe your first)! I think you and Johnny are right on the money! b) is my biggest thing, what is there to worry about….plus, I’m always very nice and tend not to write about guys i’m interested in seeing anyways…..oh well!